Monday, 23 December 2013

Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....

Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?

Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.

Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?

Kaaliya: Safed.

Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?

Kaaliya: Jee haan...

Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?

Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.

Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?

Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..

Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?

Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do..!

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