Girl take 100 pic in a day and delete 99.. Uploads the 1 which looks better and says...
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"Aise hi baithi thi aur kisi ne le li"

How boys feel after hurting their GF -

1st day - "SORRY"

2nd day - "sorry plz"

3rd day - "just talk 2 me once"

4th day - " plz listen na baby, plz plz"

5th day - "plz itna naraj mt ho mjhse"

6th day - " i'll die without you agr tune bt ni k to"

7th day - " 36 ladkiya h tere jaisi,
sarpe nachti h mere,tu hi paida hui h miss world??
Bandariya kahi k...hutt "
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Next morning -
8th day-"baby i m realy sory, i was drunk last night... 

Wat is d difference between-
PROBLEM, TALENT & KISMAT?
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6 boys love 1 girl
=PROBLEM .
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1 boy loves 6 girls =TALENT
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6 girls loves 1 boy
=KISMAT. .
Agree??

Wife:Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho Beer Peete ho To Darling Par Aaj Bhootni kaha...?
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Husband: Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Hsbnd Rocked Wife Shocked.. 

Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....

Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?

Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.

Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?

Kaaliya: Safed.

Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?

Kaaliya: Jee haan...

Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?

Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.

Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?

Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..

Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?

Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do..!

Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
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Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
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Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka:"Trikulav attyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar
gaadi dhire
chalana!".

Smoking effects LIPS
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Drinking effects LIVER
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Love effects HEART
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The most danger 1 is STUDY .
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It effects the BRAIN,
Direct komma
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Avoid it & Enjoy..

Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit:" kyon ??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.. 

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’

Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’

Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’

Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

Boy: I Love You
Girl: Hahaha

Boy I Miss You I Miss You
Girl : Hahahahaha

Boy: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakta Hu,
Girl: hahahahahahaha

Boy: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakta,
Girl: hahahahahahahah ahaha

Boy : Me Tum Ko 200 Ka Balance Dalva Raha Hun,
Tum Ko Mill Jaye To Bata Dena,

Girl ; Kab?

Boy : Hahahahahahahah....!

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008.

Blue Eyes hypnotize teri Krdi aa Mainu
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I wonder Enni Choti dress me Thand nhi lgdi Tennu ??

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...

Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha..

Na kabhi us se baat hui thi.....

Woh usko wats app se baat karta tha.

EK Din ladka us ladki se milne gaya ur bola....

Tum wakeyi hi bohut khubsurat ho...

Tumhe kya gift karu...

Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

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"Do aap taa Dill Taley"

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha. Bus dekh liya wats app ka natija ...