On facebook : Love has no religion.

Mummy: Ha beta, likes ke liye kuch bhi boldo lekin shaadi toh tumhein same caste wale se hi karni hai. tongue emoticon

She :
Do you drink Occasionally or regularly ?

Me :
I Drink Occasionally but Occasions come regularly !

Age factor...#troll#facebook#whatsapp

Different age groups:
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1st to 3rd class hey I studied everything for
exam.
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4th to 6th class: "hey That
question was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class: "hey Read only important
questions..
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11th class: "i think 4 chapters are enough 2
get pass .
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12th class: "kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
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And in college:
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saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.. grin emoticon

Jaya Bacchan : Mujhe lagta hai mera Rahul aa gaya. I can feel it. I know it..

Big B : Helicopter se aaya hai woh. Behra koi nahi hai idhar.

Somewhere between WWE fights Are fixed
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IPL is FIXED
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we all Grew up 

Cool facebook status!!

Nothing is more cute than a hug followed by a kiss from a five years old kid. 

The immature guys cheat one girl for another.

But real man commits to one girl forever.

Apne boyfriend ko " Mela bacha", " mera
babu" , "mera baby" kehne wali ladkiyo ,
Aaj sunday hai unko polio drops bhi pila dena 

ADMIT IT- You've walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remembered. 

Every girl wants a guy who stays with her in all her needs, makes her smile by stupid jokes and treats her like a princess.. 

I Flirt with Flirts, But I respect lovers.. heart emoticonheart emoticonwink emoticongrin emoticon
kiki emoticon

Exams....#troll#whatsapp#facebook

BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch hai:"
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Books hai
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Notes hai
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Time hai
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aur hausla to itna he ke…
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakta
hu,
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bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai,
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"MOOD"Saala banta hi nai… tongue emoticon
Students Thoko Like

sleeping..#troll#whatsapp#facebook

Our generation's sleeping schedule depends on
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the percentage of battery remaining in the phone..

In theater...#troll#whatsapp#facebook

The Movie Sucks.

1. If You check your watch more than 3 times.
2. If you Keep adjusting your Seat.
3. If you feel that Popcorns are tasty.

India Me Sex Ratio Equal Rakhne Ke..#troll#facebook#whatsapp

India Me Sex Ratio Equal Rakhne Ke
Liye
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Ek Pray God Se..
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Hey God
India Me Jitne Bhi Ladke Facebook,
Twitter ,
Whatsapp Ya Kisi Aur Social
Netwrkng Site Pe
Ladki K Naam Se Id Use Krte Hai.....
God Unhen Parmanently Ladki Me
Convert Kar
De. pacman emoticon
...

Boy jab fail ho jaye toh....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet
lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi "
Yaar Toh Yaro Ka Yaar Hota Hai..

Different Driving Styles...#Troll#facebook#whatsapp

Different Driving Styles...

One hand on Steering
One hand out of window = USA

One hand on Steering
One hand on horn = JAPAN

One hand on HORN
One hand on GEAR
One Ear on CELL
One foot on ACCELERATION
Nothing on BRAKES
Loud Music =

Multi- Talented INDIA... tongue emoticon grin emoticon

Jokes!!

*How Doctors lose their jobs*

She:
Dard ho raha hai. unsure emoticon

HE:
*Phoonk maar di* sahi hua baby? kiki emoticon

She:
haan kiss emoticon

cool whats app status

Hundi paise di na Lodh
Sache pyar de lai.....

Ni tu hor banda lab
Jaguar de lai.

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Kuch din rukja chori💃muje miss Bhi karegi 
photo dekh k muje kiss😘 bhi karegi

Dusro ki cheez pe nazar mat daalo dost...

Acche insaan bano, China nahi. frown emoticon